What is that smell?
How many children used the toilet before any attempt was made to flush?
Did we pack the plunger when we moved?
I shouldn't have bought chocolate when I ran to the store for a plunger.
Having kids has really given me a chance to practice my gag reflex.
Is every dish/spoon/cup/utensil I own dirty?
How creatively can I load the dishwasher to get them all in one load?
Who ate chips in the bathtub?
What is that noise coming from the dryer?*
How many sunflower seeds could possibly be hidden in a pair of baseball pants?
What is the best way to get toothpaste out of carpet?
I concede, it will be a two dishwasher load day.
If I saved everything I swept off the floor, how long would it take to fill my entire bathtub?
I wonder if my sister realizes her kid's shoes are here?
Better text her to let her know. Where is my cell phone?
You'd think I would've plugged it in when I first remembered it was dead.
Who took my charger AGAIN?!?
I really hate cleaning toilets.
Why am I feeling lightheaded? Oh yeah, all I've eaten today is that candy bar.
I think I can ignore the playroom closet one more week.
Redbox? Redbox?!? When did we last get a Redbox?
Is it worth keeping it one more night to watch since we already wasted $5 to see it?
Why does ~censored to prevent future embarrassment~ only have two pair of underwear in the wash this week?
The kids are already home from school? But I'm not done yet!
How many children used the toilet before any attempt was made to flush?
Did we pack the plunger when we moved?
I shouldn't have bought chocolate when I ran to the store for a plunger.
Having kids has really given me a chance to practice my gag reflex.
Is every dish/spoon/cup/utensil I own dirty?
How creatively can I load the dishwasher to get them all in one load?
Who ate chips in the bathtub?
What is that noise coming from the dryer?*
How many sunflower seeds could possibly be hidden in a pair of baseball pants?
What is the best way to get toothpaste out of carpet?
I concede, it will be a two dishwasher load day.
If I saved everything I swept off the floor, how long would it take to fill my entire bathtub?
I wonder if my sister realizes her kid's shoes are here?
Better text her to let her know. Where is my cell phone?
You'd think I would've plugged it in when I first remembered it was dead.
Who took my charger AGAIN?!?
I really hate cleaning toilets.
Why am I feeling lightheaded? Oh yeah, all I've eaten today is that candy bar.
I think I can ignore the playroom closet one more week.
Redbox? Redbox?!? When did we last get a Redbox?
Is it worth keeping it one more night to watch since we already wasted $5 to see it?
Why does ~censored to prevent future embarrassment~ only have two pair of underwear in the wash this week?
The kids are already home from school? But I'm not done yet!
After that I am pretty much brain dead. Or maybe I've blocked the memory of what the kids did to the house after they got home.
Rest assured, I will not forget to plug in my cell phone before the next Cleaning Day. Alone with my thoughts is not a fun place to be when I'm cleaning.
Rest assured, I will not forget to plug in my cell phone before the next Cleaning Day. Alone with my thoughts is not a fun place to be when I'm cleaning.
*All things really happened today except this one, which happened last Monday. But I was still cleaning seeds up off the laundry room floor today.
