Regardless of the availability of water to make splashes, my kids call big jumps cannon balls. Every child but Matthew, who mispronounces it in an entertaining way.
- Please note that I do NOT have a raspy smoker's voice and do NOT over-pronounce the end of my words. I had lost my voice and this was the first day I could speak above a whisper.
- Also note that I was not overexaggerating my husband's deep sleeping ability.
- Please do not note the messy bedroom.