Friday, November 21, 2008

O Amazon


O Amazon,
O Amazon
I love you so much
Amazon

I Christmas shop
with kids asleep
and hubby gone.
Sanity I keep.


O Amazon,
O Amazon,
I love you so much
Amazon

Your prices rock,
Selection's great.
I’ve never had
You ship too late.

O Amazon,
O Amazon,
I love you so much
Amazon

Supersaver shipping
changed my life.
Ship straight to friends
Saves me some strife.

O Amazon,
O Amazon,
I love you so much
Amazon

Come home and find
At my front door
Another box arrived
from your great store.

O Amazon,
O Amazon,
I love you so much
Amazon

12 comments:

  1. Ahhh...what would we ever do without the internet???

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  2. This is a literary masterpiece! And one I can relate to so well.

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  3. Thank you for putting my feelings into words so eloquently. I would comment more, but the UPS guy just left me a box... Britax at an awesome price!

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  4. I just saw on GMA that they are starting stress free packaging. Basically they are taking things out of there impossible to open plastic packaging. YEAH no more sharp knives and plastic cuts (like the paper ones) on Christmas morning. AUGH LOVE THAT AMAZON!

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  5. This is one of the greatest things in the world! Yet another reason that I'm thankful I was born at this time instead of some time in the past. I enjoyed your post about the epidurals by the way. After yet another labor that lasted 3 days that is the only thing (in addition to potosin to move things along) that will ever keep babies coming in the Moss household. My heart went out to you! Glad you were able to get one though. Hope you guys are doing well! We miss you!
    Heather

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  6. Wow, I am slow. I read about 3/4ths of it thinking this doesn't make scents. I thought you were talking about the Amazon River. Once my brain started working, I realized how cool it is. You have a great talent for writing.

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  7. You should check out www.slickdeals.net where internet users post great deals at all sorts of stores and sites, including Amazon. Sometimes you can find internet coupon codes too.

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  8. Oh Charlotte, you are great!

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  9. Amazon really is my online "candy store". I have always avoided making a wish list because I fear its length. It's good to want things but not that many things.

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  10. Hey Charlotte! So happy to see you on blogger (and facebook!) Looks like you are all doing well and your family looks as beautiful as ever. :) One of my friends from high school lives in Connecticut and it is such a beautiful place. Good luck with your new life adventures!

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  11. Seems like it should go more like :

    Oh Amazon, Oh Amazon,
    How beautiful thy branches

    Oh Amazon, Oh Amazon,
    How beautiful thy branches

    Oh Amazon, Oh Amazon,
    How beautiful thy branches

    Oh Amazon, Oh Amazon,
    How beautiful thy branches

    Oh Amazon, Oh Amazon,
    How beautiful thy branches

    :)

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